What in the actual....F???

"A woman was pecked to death by a rooster, pathologists say"

WHAT, THE FUCK?

I know Roosters are assholes. I've had my fair share of attacks. Blood drawn. Several times. I've learned to carry a big stick. 

I don't recall if I mentioned it on the blog, but I was held hostage recently by 3 roosters in our pasture. I was out feeding the babies, had their food and my pitchfork. However, I was unable to turn my back to put the food IN the little coop, because all 3 roosters were surrounding me and staring at me. I was trapped there for about 10 minutes before I just dropped the food bucket and ran my ass outta there.

We now only have one rooster.

My friend sent me this article.

I mean, I guess I can believe it? But did this old lady just sit there and let these roosters peck the shit out of her?

"According to pathologists from the University of Adelaide and the Netherlands Forensic Institute, a domestic rooster attacked the woman on her rural property, pecking at her left leg and 'causing significant hemorrhage with collapse and death.

Death was therefore due to exsanguination (draining of blood or significant blood loss) from bleeding varicose veins following an attack by a rooster" the researcher wrote. 

Here are my cocks LOL. Well, we only have one now. Because they are such assholes.