Zdonk a Donk

Steve was showing me pictures and plans of the barn he wants.

It keeps getting bigger and bigger.

I swear all I remember is 10' x 20'; enough to hold approximately 4 (small) farm animal friends.

He told me he's looking at one that is 16' x 32'. That's pretty fucking big.

So the first thing I asked was: "How many animals can I get?"

Steve: hmmm....6?

Me: DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD GET A ZEBRA-DONKEY CROSS? CALLED A ZDONK???

Steve:

Me: look! LOOK! LOOK AT THEM.

I shit you not. Steve says it looks like its wearing leggings lol.

A BABY.

Ok, let me be clear. I would not, nor do I have plans to purchase a Zdonk or whatever they are. 

I actually am not a fan in "designer breeds" like "golden doodles" and whatever. So I wouldn't ever purchase one. Purchasing this "breed" would be supporting the "breeders" and I just can't do that. 

Now, if one was in danger of not having a home...or needed help, or whatever. Then yes, we would step in. 

But for fuck's sake. Aren't they cute????